Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.