Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.