What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.