What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.