Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)