What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.