What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.