What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Chinese Guy Jokes More Chinese Guy Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face