Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.