To get to the Reich side
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
Glutentag!
Because the chicken was having a day off !
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
A double crosser.
A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...
If you have a star, you are getting chased.