Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.