Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
A roamin' Catholic.
A: Your ghostliness.
A noble gas.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
Because 7 8 9.
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
with an en croissant
