Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.