3 Lannisters.
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They push two twins together to make a king.
They push Two twins together to make a King
A Greek never pays his debts.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Cause they can't stab them in the back
They pay their debts on time.
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
They put two twins together to make a king.
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
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She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.
An erection and a place to put it.
An erection.
You ask.
You pay for the pizza.
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Battered shrimp.
He was a little shellfish
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
He was too far out, man.
