Lannister Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

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He re-posts it.

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Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.