Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.