Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.