Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus