The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Paradise.
Nothing, The hits keep coming
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
The odds are against them.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
HI Jack!
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Reload.
