Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.