Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!