Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside