Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.