Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)