They're mostly Dum Dums.
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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
She was hit by a bus
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
a force of habit
Both start off as eggs.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
They both ain't got the same Seoul.
Because he didn't have the balls!
Cosecant
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.