They're mostly Dum Dums.
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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
She was hit by a bus
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A hedgehog.
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Because he was coffin...
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
You're hired
Waiting for a bus.
He waits at the next station
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
They are always party fowls.
It staged a coup
