Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender