Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."