Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: