Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.