Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.