Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is that?

Its just that...your numbers not in it.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere