What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Oman!

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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to help with the cavity searches

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You pay them under the table )