What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".