What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."