What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM