So that they can hear each other over their clothes
They say he was snowed in.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Turban Outfitters
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.