Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!