Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.