What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!