You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
They take a gallop poll!
