What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.