What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.