Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Explosive Jokes More Explosive Jokes

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.

Essential Jokes More Essential Jokes

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.