Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Amy Jokes More Amy Jokes

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who?

Amy for the top!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!