Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.