What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!