What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare