Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.