Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.