Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Why don't oysters like to share?

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There close to the ground.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Because they always double Czech their work!

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."