Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.