Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!