Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue