Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.