Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.