Waste Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.