Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Short Legged Cow Jokes More Short Legged Cow Jokes

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.