Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Short Temper Jokes More Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."