Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.