Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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