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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Han shot first.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
removed
He was always high! (I'm sorry)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
One has cubs
Unbearable
His last name.
A last name
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Washington.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Traitor Joe's.
A cup of Joe.
because Sam sung better than him
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
The Daily Express.
More than one mother-in-law.
