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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Han shot first.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
Because they can't elope!
It didn't make cents
By reposting it every week!
A: To meet chicks.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because he stays low key
He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out
A Ranged Marriage
His Feyonce.
All white, all white, all white.
None. They just move out of the house.
You cant-elope!
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
