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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Han shot first.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Clay on Sam !
Sam. Samsung
A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
They fall in love.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Elf-ies.
Your Mother.
S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
You get an a-wart!
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
Angel food cake of course!
