Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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You gotta be chitin me!

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.