Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent