Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.