Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

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Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns