They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
A football match.......
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
50$
It wanted to be a power plant.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years