What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years