What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Mmm. Canapes."

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A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside