What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.