What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.