What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana