What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.