How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.