What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!