What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.