Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.