Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!